Feb. 1st, 2009

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So we adopted Scruffy today. I brought him home friday and saturday night for a sleep over. I just wanted to get him ou of his little room cause he hadn't been for months.

Course my parents fell in love with him and we got permission from Elaine (our landlord) to adopt him.

I am so so so so very happy. He is perfect for us.

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The FBI had an opening for an assassin  
After all the background checks, interviews

and testing were done, there were 3 finalists;  

two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of
 

the men to a large metal door and handed  

him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your

 

Instructions no matter what the circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting

 

in a chair .. . . kill her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could

 

never shoot my wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man

 

for this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I t
ried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another.  They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.  

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said.  'I had to
beat him to death with the  damn chair.'

MORAL:

Women are crazy. Don't mess with them

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